February 2012
322 posts
I’ve never felt more guilty for anything in my life.
Anonymous asked: You're regular support Anon reporting in. Get some ice, put it on your forehead, and ask Julian to sing your theme song to you. People care about you, so you better not let that headache get the better of you. Maybe someday I'll reveal myself, but for now, keep on smiling and doing whatever you do.
I’m gonna pretend I lost a follower because they have severe brain damage.
Okay I have the worst fucking headache right now.
letmeknowifimonfire asked: I had a dream you went on a date with a girl that was so hot, you could not believe that she was into you
violencer00ls:
im hungry but i just dont even feel like eating anything
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My dad is a child.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Government: You shouldn't have been having sex you whore.
I’m gonna show my kids my tumblr one day.
I just want to move to New York.
Imagine the adventures I would have.
Anonymous asked: boner city: population: me.
So um. Here's this:
http://abrokenlaughandathousandmemories.tumblr.com/ask
And if that link doesn’t work you can try this one:
http://abrokenlaughandathousandmemories.tumblr.com/ask
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Does anyone on tumblr wanna teach me how to sing...
Singing alone in the car isn’t proving to be very progressive.
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-ifeelinfinite asked: i love the film that julian and you did. it was seriously amazing. simple, yet deep.
If I ever get a girlfriend again,
I am gonna make her sit down with me, and watch all of the Band of Brothers series. And then we are going to sit there and reflect on it. We will discuss all of the cinematic marvel we just witnessed, and the message it sent. We will talk about our favorite characters and scenes, when we felt the saddest and happiest, everything.
And then we will decide what movie/series to watch next.
And then...
